He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Randomize
