You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
He has the fingertips of a God
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