Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
