I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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