I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
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standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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