Do vagina's smell?
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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