exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
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You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
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You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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