sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
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But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
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Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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