i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
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I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
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What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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