Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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