I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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