I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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