This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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