If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
this hospital has no fireball
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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