We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
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Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
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I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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