What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I don't think brook has ever known best
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
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then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
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Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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