Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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