Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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