I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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