feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
she pinky promised me she was 18
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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