Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
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I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
There r osticjed everywhere
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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