she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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