I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
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i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
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But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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