and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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