My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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