Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Randomize
