I swear she didn't look like that last week.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
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Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
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I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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