addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Randomize
