OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
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Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
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She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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