PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
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they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
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Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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