Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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