what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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