love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Randomize
