i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
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So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
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Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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