Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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