When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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