sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
wrigley field is MILF paradise
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
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Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
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We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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