it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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