I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Your penis caused this!
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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