Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
it hurts more in the daytime
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
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All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
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I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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