Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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