My room smells like vodka and shame
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
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Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
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i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
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