Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
