Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Randomize
