So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
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your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
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I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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