all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
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She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
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I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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