There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
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You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
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I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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