so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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