We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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