Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
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I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
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You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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