You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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