I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
worst night to have a conscience
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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