Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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