I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
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I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
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So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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